|—||My coworker (because we work in a library)|
The kitty king
When cats watch The Lion King and The Mummy they get ideas. Bad ideas.
No matter how much ‘they’ love you
it will never be enough.
me: yeah doc, i feel a lot of pain
doctor: and where are you feeling this pain?
me: right in the feels
doctor: sir, i don’t know what that means
You are not obligated to have flat abs. You are free to be you in whatever shape you’re in. No one has to be fit by society’s standards.