Lisa's Life Lessons
Mentor is calling this Gypsy Ninja Whore cake lmao (at Georgetown Waterfront Park)

Mentor is calling this Gypsy Ninja Whore cake lmao (at Georgetown Waterfront Park)

I’m like Madonna. I love blurry selfies cuz they make me look younger lol (at Bodega Spanish Tapas & Lounge)

I’m like Madonna. I love blurry selfies cuz they make me look younger lol (at Bodega Spanish Tapas & Lounge)

Much needed sangria after our drive past the White House! (at Bodega Spanish Tapas & Lounge)

Much needed sangria after our drive past the White House! (at Bodega Spanish Tapas & Lounge)

Docked momentarily in Alexandria, our monument cruise is about to continue aboard the Matthew Hayes… (at Alexandria Waterfront Walk)

Docked momentarily in Alexandria, our monument cruise is about to continue aboard the Matthew Hayes… (at Alexandria Waterfront Walk)

After dinner cruise on the Potomac because Succulent Life, baby! (at Georgetown Waterfront Park)

After dinner cruise on the Potomac because Succulent Life, baby! (at Georgetown Waterfront Park)

Epcot 1987- I was standing in that very spot about a year ago. I’ll be back, Disney. I’ll be back. #tbt

Epcot 1987- I was standing in that very spot about a year ago. I’ll be back, Disney. I’ll be back. #tbt

1987 Epcot - remember when Captain Eo was the big thing?? And EVERYONE knew who Michael Jackson was. #tbt

1987 Epcot - remember when Captain Eo was the big thing?? And EVERYONE knew who Michael Jackson was. #tbt

Cosmo for Latinas features Curvy girls 0_o Cosmo for “white girls” features…? The racism and sizism boggles my mind.

Cosmo for Latinas features Curvy girls 0_o Cosmo for “white girls” features…? The racism and sizism boggles my mind.

Poison can be transformed into magnificent color by the magical nature of the peacock, a model for miraculous change.

Poison can be transformed into magnificent color by the magical nature of the peacock, a model for miraculous change.

Just a selfie to remind me that I’ll never be this age again. #PowerOfNow

Just a selfie to remind me that I’ll never be this age again. #PowerOfNow